very strange, but I congratulate you on your creativity, its better than I would ever be able to do, mine could have ended up on a mushroom and be the size of only a blade of grass, only question now is how to use it? not sure I know any one that wants to back up to some rough bark hoping to find a dick that would slide inside them, but oh well maybe there are some one out there for that, you never know what some one wants till you create it, good luck to you if you do start to market it