YO MAMA!

Posted 7 years ago

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Posted 6 years ago

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mamma is so fat, her pants size is Bitch lose some weight.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car

Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Yo mama is so stupid when a burglar was stealing her T.V. she ran up to him and gave him the remote.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

Yo mama so fat Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar George Washington sang "oh say can you see get your fat ass off me!"

Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction, go the other direction

Yo mama so fat the police busted her for 12 pounds of crack

Yo mama's so weird she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"

Posted 5 years ago

1. Yo momma's so fat that her belly arrives at her house half an hour before her.

2. Yo momma's so fat, Donald Trump placed her as a border wall.

3. Yo momma's so fat; she can only take a selfie in panorama mode.

4. Yo momma's so fat that this morning she woke up on both sides of the bed.

5. Yo momma's so fat; when she skips breakfast, the stock market crashes.

6. Yo momma's so ugly; she was disqualified from an ugly contest because they said professionals weren't allowed to participate.

7. Yo momma is so ugly; when Santa saw her, as he came down the chimney, he said "ho, ho, holly sh*t."

8. Yo momma's so ugly that the ninja turtles have to hide in the sewers just so they don't have to look at her face.

9. Yo momma's so ugly; she once scared a blind kid.

10. Yo momma's so ugly; she posted a picture online and it was censored immediately.