Probably rob some stores and get some of the things I've always wanted.
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Ice cream for the win. Sometimes Ill just go to the corner store and buy a tub of red velvet ice cream and devour it shamelessly.
The opposite of my favorite color, peach, would be gray.
You know you're old when you start sounding like your parents when speaking with your younger family members.
I'd get up and wash then eat breakfast like I normally do cause I sleep naked. Wouldn't be too weird. What would you do if you woke up naked with the man that everyone sees in their dreams next to you? Don't know who that is? Here's a visual: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc...
Hey. Its Wednesday my dudes.
Memes are the way into everyone's heart.
Memes are the way into everyone's heart.
Took me a minute to get it but its basically like a synecdoche.
Honey Buns
Honey Buns
A cold drink on a hot summers day.
Seems cliche but its blissful.
Seems cliche but its blissful.
This is a joke I heard someplace and it made me laugh so here: A young kid is at summer camp. One night he decides to go to the tent of one of his female counselors since he had trouble sleeping. She allowed him inside and rolled out a sleeping bag for him to sleep on. As they were falling asleep t...
He nodded eagerly