Search found 508 matches

I'm attracted to a medium-sized, Amazon or Hot-Tamale shaped, bodacious pair of badonkadonk... "... And possibly bend you over look back and watch me Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oh!..." - Akon feat. Eminem, "Smac...
Nice chivalry tips for men... Thanks, Don Von. A man appears before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once, on a trip to Sturgis, out in South Dakota, I came up...
It is assuring that Sir D.M made an official statement that The IMVU Mafias "DO NOT h4(k people for credits and we DO NOT extort people." On the other hand, in real life, the Mafia practicing protection racketeering, could extort people; could h4(k e-commerce and banking Web sites; as well...
That is hilarious... :)

Well, this is downright dirty:
Q - How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?
A - He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your ass.

"A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste." :)
A couple of days ago, the IMVU client is prompting me for a version update. I usually press "Update Later," and wait for a week, to make sure there are no significant complaints from the IMVU players who updated too soon. I usually use Chrome. I'll install the "extension update notifi...
The IMVU symbol list is very helpful. Thanks, Sir D.M I copied and pasted the symbols in a Word document, and enlarged the font size. Then, I opened the IMVU client, and went to a chat room... copying and pasting some cool symbols in the chat lines. For instance,... serenading someone a la Rico Suav...
2 days ago, I was hanging out with 3 friends in a full chat room. The owner was also there. Suddenly, the whole room became dark. I could still see the chat lines, with peeps inquiring "what happened?" The owner gave a warning to everybody that if this incident happens again, that person w...